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Fairly Odd Mother

Frantically waving my magic wand to make wishes come true.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Just Follow the Tweets

Well, was that a hiatus? I swear I didn't really go anywhere.

No, I didn't "unplug" and spend the week pretending that the internet doesn't exist.
I was still online all day, as my Twitter friends can attest. In fact, you can get a decent picture of my state of mind this week by rereading my Tweets*:

Made yummy dinner. 4yo son took one bite and said, "Mommy, I sorry but your dinner made me frow up".Just left friends' all-day BBQ at 8:30p. As we got into car, I sighed, "Such a nice night for August". Duh, it's still April. But 80's!

April 26 and the Ice Cream Truck just stopped in our neighborhood. I have 3 very happy and sticky children right now.

Is Daisy of Love too ridiculous to watch? I'll soon find out.

OH, so Daisy is doing this to launch a music career. Yippee, we get to listen to her "music".Dear Daisy: I'm pretty sure this show is "I Love Liquor" and "I Want to be on TV" and "I Love my gell'd, mohawked hair". #daisyoflove@chickybaby I found a baby deer tick in my son's "diaper area" last year---it was the size of a fleck of pepper. Ridiculously small.OH MY GOD, a man in a thong?!?! WTF! Next! #daisyofloveIf I were Daisy, I'd have a hard time keeping 5 of them in the house, nevermind only kicking out 5. #daisyofloveIf my mom ends up on Twitter, then it really has jumped the shark.Daisy of Love is actually pretty boring and predictable.Totally psyched to see #toughlove Good god my life is pathetic.Arian and her mom are great examples of my moms shouldn't try to be their daughter's peer. #toughloveArian's mother has her head up her ass! #toughloveOh, Taylor, I'm sorry I laughed when the bidet squirted you in the face in show #1. Now you are my favorite. #toughloveThanks guys for watching the Red Sox for me so I don't have to; at least I'll know if they won. #hatewatchingbaseballWhy oh why did I agree to let the girls take a Disney princesses CD out of the library? I may have to bitch slap myself for stupidity.Here's a tip: when you are depressed and PMS-y, watching Intervention and raiding the Easter chocolate will NOT make you happier.If one more child comes down the stairs to tattle on the other (after I've put them to bed), I'm putting tacks on the steps.I wish I could turn Depeche Mode's Wrong up loud enough to make my ears bleed but I think the kids might protest.I'm not sure I can handle the nuts on #RHONY tonight. Let's give it a go.Hmmmm. . .wonder why Kelly is not married. She sounds about as high maintenance as could be. #RHONYWatching Alex's house renovation is giving me the hives. #RHONYNot sure how I feel about a hot guy drinking a "skinny girl margarita" #RHONYBut I suppose it's better than him ordering a "Slow comfortable screw" #RHONYNO! Do not suck out of the skinny straw. Sigh. #RHONYHoly crap, how did they pull that house together in time? #RHONYOh, I see they decorated in the "sex" theme. #RHONYPreparing to dislike Kelley more in 10-9-8-7-6-5. . . #RHONYOMG, please someone else tell me you think she's truly nuts! I'm about to yell at the TV. #RHONY

* if you need a key: Daisy of Love is a VH1 reality show; Tough Love is a VH1 reality show, Intervention is an A&E reality show & RHONY is Real Housewives of NY, a Bravo reality show. Yes, that is the only kind of tv I watch.

So, yeah, if you want to know about ticks, how to keep your kids in bed, and bad reality shows, you know where to find me! (I'm nowhere near as entertaining on Facebook; too many people know me there)



Blogger said...

I. Am. ITCHING NOW. Thanks a lot. Ticks.... shudders....

(my word verification is "preen" I do believe I will have to follow orders now...)

12:04 AM  
Blogger Sus said...

holy cow, i should totally be hanging out on twitter after 9pm.

6:03 AM  
Blogger Little Miss Sunshine State said...

So you don't like the Red Sox? How about the Celtics? I don't even know who to root for when they start playing Orlando!

I tried to watch RHONY today...for the first time. I only lasted 3 minutes.

10:43 PM  
Blogger Beth said...

Ah, the tick reminds me of when I got married. It really is a great story that I should write down one day.

7:03 AM  
Blogger Chicky Chicky Baby said...

Anyone else find it ironic that you and I talked about creepy blood suckers during that VH1 reality show about Daisy? No? Just me?

8:13 AM  
Anonymous Sarah @ said...

Wow. Um. Deer tick?! I would cry.

12:38 PM  
Blogger Issa said...

See I needed this. Now I feel caught up. Still wondering about your reality TV addiction though. :)

9:36 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

OMG!!! I am cracking up over the Daisy of Love comments....only admit this to you, but I watched it this week, I was so disappointed by how boring it was really! ;)

8:23 AM  

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