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Fairly Odd Mother

Frantically waving my magic wand to make wishes come true.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Just Follow the Tweets

Well, was that a hiatus? I swear I didn't really go anywhere.

No, I didn't "unplug" and spend the week pretending that the internet doesn't exist. I was still online all day, as my Twitter friends can attest. In fact, you can get a decent picture of my state of mind this week by rereading my Tweets*:

Made yummy dinner. 4yo son took one bite and said, "Mommy, I sorry but your dinner made me frow up".6:40 PM Apr 23rd from web

Just left friends' all-day BBQ at 8:30p. As we got into car, I sighed, "Such a nice night for August". Duh, it's still April. But 80's!10:10 PM Apr 25th from web

April 26 and the Ice Cream Truck just stopped in our neighborhood. I have 3 very happy and sticky children right now.3:27 PM Apr 26th from web

Is Daisy of Love too ridiculous to watch? I'll soon find out.9:01 PM Apr 26th from web

OH, so Daisy is doing this to launch a music career. Yippee, we get to listen to her "music".9:06 PM Apr 26th from web

Dear Daisy: I'm pretty sure this show is "I Love Liquor" and "I Want to be on TV" and "I Love my gell'd, mohawked hair". #daisyoflove9:10 PM Apr 26th from web

@chickybaby I found a baby deer tick in my son's "diaper area" last year---it was the size of a fleck of pepper. Ridiculously small.9:11 PM Apr 26th from web in reply to chickybaby

OH MY GOD, a man in a thong?!?! WTF! Next! #daisyoflove9:13 PM Apr 26th from web

If I were Daisy, I'd have a hard time keeping 5 of them in the house, nevermind only kicking out 5. #daisyoflove9:21 PM Apr 26th from web

If my mom ends up on Twitter, then it really has jumped the shark.9:23 PM Apr 26th from web

Daisy of Love is actually pretty boring and predictable.9:41 PM Apr 26th from web

Totally psyched to see #toughlove Good god my life is pathetic.10:00 PM Apr 26th from web

Arian and her mom are great examples of my moms shouldn't try to be their daughter's peer. #toughlove10:12 PM Apr 26th from web

Arian's mother has her head up her ass! #toughlove10:35 PM Apr 26th from TweetChat

Oh, Taylor, I'm sorry I laughed when the bidet squirted you in the face in show #1. Now you are my favorite. #toughlove10:41 PM Apr 26th from TweetChat

Thanks guys for watching the Red Sox for me so I don't have to; at least I'll know if they won. #hatewatchingbaseball10:55 PM Apr 26th from web

Why oh why did I agree to let the girls take a Disney princesses CD out of the library? I may have to bitch slap myself for stupidity.4:51 PM Apr 27th from web

Here's a tip: when you are depressed and PMS-y, watching Intervention and raiding the Easter chocolate will NOT make you happier.9:17 PM Apr 27th from web

If one more child comes down the stairs to tattle on the other (after I've put them to bed), I'm putting tacks on the steps.8:11 PM Apr 28th from web

I wish I could turn Depeche Mode's Wrong up loud enough to make my ears bleed but I think the kids might protest.5:13 PM Apr 29th from web

I'm not sure I can handle the nuts on #RHONY tonight. Let's give it a go.9:18 PM Apr 29th from web

Hmmmm. . .wonder why Kelly is not married. She sounds about as high maintenance as could be. #RHONY9:28 PM Apr 29th from web

Watching Alex's house renovation is giving me the hives. #RHONY9:32 PM Apr 29th from web

Not sure how I feel about a hot guy drinking a "skinny girl margarita" #RHONY9:34 PM Apr 29th from web

But I suppose it's better than him ordering a "Slow comfortable screw" #RHONY9:35 PM Apr 29th from web

NO! Do not suck out of the skinny straw. Sigh. #RHONY9:36 PM Apr 29th from web

Holy crap, how did they pull that house together in time? #RHONY9:45 PM Apr 29th from web

Oh, I see they decorated in the "sex" theme. #RHONY9:45 PM Apr 29th from web

Preparing to dislike Kelley more in 10-9-8-7-6-5. . . #RHONY9:50 PM Apr 29th from web

OMG, please someone else tell me you think she's truly nuts! I'm about to yell at the TV. #RHONY9:53 PM Apr 29th from web


* if you need a key: Daisy of Love is a VH1 reality show; Tough Love is a VH1 reality show, Intervention is an A&E reality show & RHONY is Real Housewives of NY, a Bravo reality show. Yes, that is the only kind of tv I watch.

So, yeah, if you want to know about ticks, how to keep your kids in bed, and bad reality shows, you know where to find me! (I'm nowhere near as entertaining on Facebook; too many people know me there)

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posted by Fairly Odd Mother @ 9:38 PM 

8 Comments:

Blogger tracey.becker1@gmail.com said...

I. Am. ITCHING NOW. Thanks a lot. Ticks.... shudders....

(my word verification is "preen" I do believe I will have to follow orders now...)

12:04 AM  
Blogger Sus said...

holy cow, i should totally be hanging out on twitter after 9pm.

6:03 AM  
Blogger Little Miss Sunshine State said...

So you don't like the Red Sox? How about the Celtics? I don't even know who to root for when they start playing Orlando!

I tried to watch RHONY today...for the first time. I only lasted 3 minutes.

10:43 PM  
Blogger Beth said...

Ah, the tick reminds me of when I got married. It really is a great story that I should write down one day.

7:03 AM  
Blogger Chicky Chicky Baby said...

Anyone else find it ironic that you and I talked about creepy blood suckers during that VH1 reality show about Daisy? No? Just me?

8:13 AM  
Anonymous Sarah @ BecomingSarah.com said...

Wow. Um. Deer tick?! I would cry.

12:38 PM  
Blogger Issa said...

See I needed this. Now I feel caught up. Still wondering about your reality TV addiction though. :)

9:36 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

OMG!!! I am cracking up over the Daisy of Love comments....only admit this to you, but I watched it this week, I was so disappointed by how boring it was really! ;)

8:23 AM  

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